Motion Design, mainly
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Five things

 

or Five (Slightly) Impressive Things

 

I’ve done some things that sound impressive in isolation.

 

Skyfall

Whilst inbetween careers I signed up to be an extra, it was a bit embarrassing and I got two jobs out of it, one was to be in the background of a dating advert filmed at the V&A and the other was to be in Skyfall. So I spent a few days knocking around on set being all bewildered. One the last day I got put in a really visible chair in the scene where Q gets hacked. Some extras spend lives waiting for gig that sweet. I retired straight after.

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Kevin McCloud

In 2008 (when I was a mildly successful comedian) Radio 4 commissioned me to do a story show. I wrote Dad Designs all about how I didn’t much like my dad and that given the choice I’d pick Kevin McCloud from Grand Designs as my ideal dad.

I was expecting to get an actor to play him because of course the real McCloud wouldn't be interested, but by an old boy network twist of fate he had gone to uni with the head of BBC comedy, so he agreed to be in it. Weird.


Barack Obama

He follows me on twitter, can't remember why exactly. I think it was back before he was famous (and a president) and when twitter was young and this senator said ‘Follow me and I’ll follow you’. I did, he did, still does!

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Celebrity

Again back in my standup comedy days I only appeared on the telly once. It was a booking to be on Sky Poker. It was late at night and somewhat incongruously I was billed as a celebrity, on my TV debut. The night went fairly well in that I had to play against those scummy not-famous people at home and I mostly thrashed them (despite also not having played poker much), until I lost it all. Ah well, wasn’t my money!


Pop Star

I once recorded a spoken word story type voiceover for a Christmas song, that song was played on 6Music, so I'm a kind of pop star, no?