My hair has not had a wash for a few days, it’s gone a bit on the greasy side, this isn’t so bad, my whole body feels greasy after too many late night pizzas and rancid quiches.
I am working the nightshift and am very very tired, it’s 3am as I type and my eyes and fringe are both drooping down my face, I am tackling the eyes with coffee and the fringe is just being flopped back on top of my head, here it sits, slightly uncomfortably before slowly drifting into a more static (or stuck with grease) position.
This has created an inadvertent quiff, I’ve never been one for quiffs, and if asked I wouldn’t know where too start, but as I keep catching myself in the mirror on my many toilet/playing worms golf on my phone breaks I am starting to warm to the quiff, maybe I’ll try to sculpt it one day.
I still have the lemmification beard, and thick black rimmed glasses – it’s quite a look.
Thank god I’m not single, I’d have no chance of pulling.