The festival was fun, the 24 hour of being awake days either end of it to reset back to and out of work body clock weren’t so much fun.
Today, in my monged state of tiredness I heard a weird noise in my room. the best way to describe it would be to say there was a fucking massive daddy long legs thwacking itself against my light shade thing, because that’s exactly what it is.
Now, over the past few months I have had my fair share of daddy long legs in my room. If I was turned on by them then I could happily boast about it, but they do not turn me on, they freak me out,
But there have not been any in my room for ages. And this is a BIG motherfucker.
At the festival there were lots of daddy long legs – and they were BIG motherfuckers.
I am fairly sure that I transported this one with me, it may have been in my she, or in my socks. Maybe my pants have been housing eggs.
I am a little too tired and too freaked to deal with this.
So I sprayed it to death with dettol, it was all i could find.