I buy a lot of bananas, but this does not neccesarily make me a healthy person. The problem I have with bananas is that I only like them at a certain stage of ripenss - tinges of green and still quite hard… [insert kenneth williams face] The problem with buying fruit as opposed to stuff in [...]
Read More…Today I was in the land of time, where all time originates, where they make it in a big time foundry. Yes, I was in Greenwich. Claire lives near here and had always promised to show me how time was made, so today we went to see the cauldron of seconds drip the molten moments [...]
Read More…cinema yesterday, round to a friends for dinner today. I’m becoming the kind of person I hate. Drinks were drunk, smokes were smunk asparagus was aunk… nevermind. Now, Claire knew this fact. Facts are good for dinner party type events, it whiles away the awkward conversation. Apparently the world record for eating cream crackers is something ridiculous [...]
Read More…I don’t go to the cinema much. No real reason, I just never really have, I like to go and see arthouse stuff every now and then, but often than not I just plan to see something, forget to see it and then pretend I saw it when it comes up in conversation. I certainly don’t [...]
Read More…My glasses are around eight years old, they kind of define my face, except my face hasn’t been held together with superglue for three years and an actual cliched sticking plaster for the last week. It is time to mov on and change my face away from this Bee Gee alike into something more modern and [...]
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