Not that I was spying out of kitchen window or avoiding doing any work or anything, but have just noticed over the way that we have new neighbours in our big estate thing. And they look cool.
Perhaps too cool.
there are three of them, they are taking all their stuff into their new flat, and they seem to own much more cool stuff than I do.
And they all have cooler hair and nicer clothes, and from this distance I think I fancy one of them.
Dawn thinks we should leave them a note like what proper neighbours do in sitcoms, but I am scared that I will fall in love with the fanciable one, have several months of happiness and then split in a nasty way.
This scares me as I can see her front door from my kitchen window, and I know what I’m like. I’d sit on my sink for days on end watching the door and crying every time I see her and then convincing myself that she’s sneaking a new man in through the back door she hasn’t got.
And I will text her lots when she is letting herself in so I can see her reaction to another text from me to see how she feels about me. Then she will look up at my window and I will dart out of the way, but she will have seen me move and will be sad.
So prob best if we don’t leave a note…