Monthly Archives July 2005

The Chip and PIN

Today I found myself back in Top Man. I still need a bag. I’ve been through every charity and second hand shop in London. there must be some kind of national bag shortage. What I was after was the kind f record bag that EVERYONE had about 5/6 years ago. They have probably all disintegrated. So I [...]

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The Scary Shop

It is poetic licence, but I need some new trousers for Romantic Comedy. In the show I talk about the PVC ones I bought in my midlife goth crisis. And these are the ones I wear in the show. Problem is, is that they’re falling apart. Quite literally ripping at the seams, and I’m not so [...]

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The Fat Reserves

Sorry for lack of notblogs you crazy notblog fans. Edinburgh stress and lack of money stress… added to the trundling aftershocks of split with emm have left me all a bit of a muddle. But Edinburgh is very nearly and verily scarily almost upon us. My money situation is at the point of being laughable. So in this [...]

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Welsh Pride

After a very stressful journey into Cardiff with a broken mobile phone and a bundle of nerves I ended up at the Chapter Arts centre place with about twenty minutes to go before I was supposed to be on. Luckily the roaring crowds weren’t bothered about waiting a bit, as there weren’t any. All in all [...]

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The Credit Card

I’m not a rich man. Not in any way, shape or form. A lot of people doing self funded Edinburgh one man shows this year either have rich parents, savings, sponsorship or a deathwish. Mine is the death wish. The entire show has been funded by my temp job. Over that last five or six months I’ve [...]

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