I gave someone some of my piss today, it’s ok though, she did ask for it. I was at the doctors having a health check. To register they need piss, maybe they sell it on afterwards and this is really how the NHS is funded. I didn’t have to pee at the surgery though, they’d given [...]
Read More…First time I’ve done the show in over a month, and to be quite honest I was slightly panicky. When I did the last warm up I had a list of changes to the show as long as your arm (yes, your individual arm). But the last month has been a month of Edinburgh fucking admin. [...]
Read More…Tired. Very tired after the festivities of the night before. Lot’s to do, but all over-ridden by hideous tiredness. Plus my back is very bad and my cold has not gone. What I need is a hearty (but easy) meal to start off my evening. I’m thinking of a tuna cheese melt, or a big sandwich [...]
Read More…Last night was one of those nights, in fact, the word’ those’ should probably be in inverted commas, possibly even italics. Fuck it, I’m that kind of mood let’s have both. Only I’m too hungover and in pain right now to be arsed to go back over the sentance, or spell sentence properly. So just [...]
Read More…As I type this my cold is subduing a bit, but my grand plan of going out and partying all weekend to forget that I’m not in Glastonbury has frankly failed. In fact I’ve spent the weekend feeling lightheaded and woozy and watching Glast on a screen. So not all that different from being there. If [...]
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