Monthly Archives February 2005

The Health & Safety Assesment Thing

Curse me and my bloody upbringing, I just can’t rock the boat, even when I try. Even when I want to. Today is a case in point, in my dull office job we are having people coming round to assess our “workstations” for chair types/postions, way we’re sat etc. Now, The chair i’m on here at [...]

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The Wobble

I am, by most accounts, a bit of a skinny chap. I’m not a breathe in and oops there’s his rib cage. But the fat surrounding me is there to do its job. If you got close enough you could pinch a surprsing amount of midriff betwixt your tum and forefinger. But hopefully you won’t [...]

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The Idiot

London buses to me are now one of the bigger games you can play in the capital. As I’m sure I’ve already mentioned, my main local bus route into town is the 73. What until a few months ago used to be and old fashioned hop on, hop off, hold on to whilst wearing rollerskates [...]

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The Clarkson

Not having a fantastic day today. Slightly hungover, very tired and a bit down from a notso great gig last night. Plus nerves for tonihgts biggie of a Quarter Final compettion gig means that I know from the moment I get up the day is going to be wasted. Even setting myself relatively minor tasks; put [...]

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The Joke

More flyering in the very very cold col Leicester Square. Tonight was an early shift, five until seven. It was very cold. I’d sort of wrapped up, but the howling wind tunnel that is Coventry Street makes a mockery of any glove/hat/scarf combination. Plus the huge sign saying COMEDY acts a bit like a sail. [...]

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