Last night’s curry was time to try out some hippy shit.
My cousin works for Neal’s Yard hippy shit shop.
I have a chronic bad belly.
For Christmas, she gave me some brown powdered eels. It’s a thing you make into a paste, it doesn’t reform into a baby eel because actually the powder is called powdered elm. But it’s more fun calling it eels. Until you think that you have to eat this paste half an hour before a meal, it lines your stomach thus protecting you from food giving nasty belly pains.
Mm, eels in my belly.
Problem is, this stuff tastes fucking disgusting, a bit like shovelling some, well, powdered eels in your mouth and swallowing them, or oysters.
I wait…nothing happenes, no warm glow, no fuzziness, nothing. I have no idea when it’s ok to eat, there is no green light or buzzer. But if I order a curry now, it should be ready by the time I eat…but what if you leave it for longer than half an hour…what if you take the eels then forget to eat? Do they eat you?
Are eels eating my belly?
I ate the curry pretty damn quickly i can tell you …