I always thought that when I finally get round to inventing the hoverbath it’ll be the best invention that ever there was ever in the world of anything ever.
I was so, so wrong.
With my new toaster and coffee machine bundle purchase yesterday I also got some toaster bags, at two for a free fiver I figured I can’t go wrong. What are they? Well, if, like me you like the toasted cheese sandwich, but aren’t so keen on the way that all toasted sarnie makers have wee triangular compartments forcing the cheese to form a small gooey hot lava then you’d probably prefer to use something like a panini grill, just two hotplates that squeeze together to toast the bread and melt the filling, but leaves it all flat.
But these cost at least £60.
So get yourself a toaster bag…
You make a sandwich as normal.
Put the sandwich in a toaster bag. A toaster bag is made from the wierd non stick space age vinyl baking sheet thingy.
Put the toaster bag in the (wait for it) toaster.
Wait.
It’s fairly obvious that the heat from the toaster will melt the cheese and things, but it alls so TOASTS THE FUCKING BREAD. Wow wow wow.
It’s perfect. My favourite lunch of late has been a Croque Monsieur or Croque Madame from a small sandwich place on Store Street, now I can make my own.
All you need is some bread, cheese, ham/turkey (monsier/madame) and a bit of tabasco sauce, all in a sarnie, in the bag and pop it in the toaster. Woohoo.
I’m sure I seem far too excited about this – I’ve also been drinking lots of espresso coffee from my new machine. I’ve gone a bit kitchen gadget crazy.
But the toaster bag gets better, according to the instructions you can also COOK FISH FINGERS IN THEM… fish fingers… in the fucking toaster
Wow
I’m off to ponder the hoverbathbag…