I know you like to think that this not blog lives off a drip feed constantly connected to my arm, and I only have to shit these nuggets of delight out to you, my worthy public. But in actual fact sometimes I don’t get around to updating this for days at a time (you may [...]
Read More…Those of you who have been reading this not blog right from back in the day when I started in 1972 (give or take 32 years) may remember the original and almost unbelievable story of the temp job that I had in which they used up biros until all of the ink was gone. Well, an [...]
Read More…Right, I’ve been in my flat since the start of October, and I’ve only really just noticed that my washing machine is a bit on the shit side. It whirs and goes round and fills and empties with water at ease. But it doesn’t seem to actually wash things properly. I’m out of clothes, the hectic [...]
Read More…Today is my birthday. I am 25 A quarter of a century ago I was born. I am 25 and am losing my teeth. As a birthday gift to me I’m writing no more than this…
Read More…Birthdays being birthdays mean they often don’t fall on party going out type days, like Saturday’s or Sunday’s , this year my birthday is on a monday. So decided to make my birthday shindig (bring your shins and a shovel) on the Saturday at the best pub in the world; The Pineapple in Kentish Town. I [...]
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