The New Job

Monday morning, the start of a new dawn, a new day a new life, for me…and I’m feeling shit.

Still not recovered from the weekend,

Not y a long way.

I wake up late, it is hot and sweaty. Also I am both hot and sweaty.

I am being crap, someone is in the shower. I can’t get my stuff in gear. I feel shaky, can I call in sick on the first day of a new job? Not really..

Then I remember that all of last night I spent staring at the shirt that needs ironing, I never quite got round to it. So I find my self in the kitchen, panicking at the clock because it tells me I should have left five minutes ago, and I’ve not even had a shower yet.

I can’t skip the shower, I reek.

So I find myself at the tube station fifteen minutes after I should have been. The tube is hot, I sweat, the shower is deemed pointless after ten minutes on the Jubilee Line.

Changing at Finchley road I discover it is 25 past nine, should be at work for half past. I decide to make THAT phone call to the temping agency and tell them I’m running late.

Did I really just do a month of eight o clock starts and be on time every day?

They will let the office know.

I get to work, I knock on the tiny glass door, my new boss comes in

I apologise profusely, he is surprisingly fine about it.

He tells me that all othe new temps are going to have a debriefing first. They’ve held off for me. We walk in to a room, it is a very small room, not air conditioned with about 200 people in it.

They have all lost at least 5lbs in sweat. I get the evil eye from everyone. This is the worst punishment for being late.

I say hello cheerfully and remember that I am here until September.