Remember that scene in one the Indiana Jones movies where he is forced into a pit of snakes “I hate snakes� You had to be there. That was like me last night. Admittedly I was in my room and not the desert surrounded by Nazis. Similarly I had no hat on. And although I prefer baby kittens to [...]
Read More…Yesterday, I wrote on this very diary type thing that I had put some washing on. It went in at approximately noon on Saturday. It is now 4pm on Sunday. The washing is still in there. To my credit I did put the whole wash on again at about 11am this morning, but propmtly forgot about it again. I [...]
Read More…Is Fabric Conditioner one of the many completely unnessacary products of this over capitilised world that we live in? I fucking hope so, I’ve just put a huge load of washing on and discovered that I’d run out. I’ve been using Somerfield value washing powder too, got a huge box for about 20p. My flatmates scoffed and [...]
Read More…Tonight I have been at my most feminine and masculine all at the same time. Firstly, in preperation for a hard five day slog around Glastonbury, I have been fixing my bag, it has several holes at tears (in fact, it looks as though a werewolf has been at it) so I have been sweing in [...]
Read More…This morning I witnessed a curious groping. I was not involved, but was certainly in the vicinity. Oh yes. This morning, on the way to slack job I was waiting to change trains at Finchley Road. There was a girl stood in front of me, wearing a vest, and, dare I say it, a very nice [...]
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