The Multivitamin

Drugs for colds do not work. They are just souped up paracetamols.

To get over this cold I have been eating lots of fruit, but that is still not giving me the kick I need.

I recalled my last nasty cold, a bout of Edinburgh flu half way through the festival last year, a cold brought on by two weeks of staying up late, drinking, flyering all day then doing a show, then drinking, staying up late etc.

On the day the cold hit I couldn’t talk and could barely move. As Freddie Mercury once said, the show must go on (Which Queen have taken as their motto since he died, in some case boys, I think the show should stop.) and I turned up for the gig with a secret wepon.

Tropicana. Not the clubs where drinks are free (though that may have helped too) but the cartons of juice. They sell a whole range, but one, called “The Multivitamin” is especially for unfiot people who have colds.

I supped few pints of this throughout the show, and managed to make it through without dying.

So today I went out and bought as many of these as I could possibly buy (with my money situation that was two cartons)The