So, new job and all that. Always new people to meet.
I met one today.
I was in the toilet, just washing my hands after a tinkle (or piss). This guy is stood at the urinal. He turns to me (with groinal area still pointed towards the porcelain) and says
“You must be Terryâ€
I say yes I am.
“How do you do?â€
No etiquette dictates that when you’ve been introduced to someone and they say “how do you do†you have to shake on it.
Never one to break the laws of etiquette I did.
He didn’t seem too happy about it…at first.