hahahaha. I have confused the cat.
Unfortunately, with her vocabulary being limited to the word “Miaow” used as both adjective and verb (but curiously not noun) I can say to her “miaow” and she has no idea whether I am trying to talk to her or telling her to miaow.
I have spent a whole hour doing this.
“Miaow”
“Miaow”
“Haha, foolish cat you fell for it again, I wasn’t trying to talk to you, just proving my superior species. Hahaha”
One of the downsides of signing on is that I have a lot of time on my hands.
“Miaow”
“Miaow”
“Haha, foolish cat you fell for it yet again, it doesn’t matter that you have claws that are fully sharpened and now digging into my flesh, I am still superior. Cat’s never invented TCP. Hahaha”
Can I have a job please?